haiku-robot:

jadelyn:

lacktoesandtallerant:

veraxplus:

thischick25:

melonmemes:

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

Reblog if you can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery.

reblog if you can’t

get off without five dudes and

a car battery

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grayskymorning:

Bonita Gabrielle

embrace-the-wild:

Instagram: Embrace The Wild

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youngadventure:

snoqualmie, wa

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embrace-the-wild:

Instagram: Embrace The Wild

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haiku-robot:

danekez:

danekez:

the-togepi-man:

ssttaarr-rroovviinngg:

northern girls make do

my entire body just seized up at the concept thanks

You know how candy canes do the thing when you suck on them for too long?

you know how candy

canes do the thing when you suck

on them for too long

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